FirstClassMeme.exe
readme.txt

Ship a sh*tpost.

Choose a meme, type an address, and we'll send it as a real postcard.

> JUST $3.99 PER MEME

start_here.exe
Send One Now >

Takes 60 seconds. Ships anywhere.

sample_postcard.jpg

Sample Meme Postcard

What your friend (or enemy) will receive.

Front of Meme Postcard
Back of Meme Postcard
about.md

About FirstClassMeme

FirstClassMeme is a one-person operation run by adboio — who had this idea six years ago and finally vibe-coded it into reality.

This is a completely serious service for mailing completely unserious content.

Built for fun.

Fueled by chaos.

Printed on real paper, by a real printer, in a real place that regrets nothing.

frequently_asked_questions.txt

Frequently Asked Questions

Your friend (or enemy, or ex, or boss, etc.) will receive a 4x6 physical postcard featuring the meme you selected (or created). The front has your meme. The back has your custom message and our retro branding. We send it via first-class USPS mail. It typically arrives in 3-7 business days, assuming the USPS is in a cooperative mood.

Right now, we only ship within the United States. International meme diplomacy is on the roadmap.

Nope — it's a postcard, not a pizza. USPS doesn't track these. But if it's been 3+ weeks with no meme in sight, hit us up and we'll make it right.

Yes. You are free to unleash whatever cursed content you can upload. Just click “Send one now” and go wild.

Incredibly, yes. This is a real thing. We print your meme on paper. We put a stamp on it. We mail it. A real USPS carrier will physically deliver your sh*tpost.

Yep. If you leave the sender name blank, we won't include it on the card. Your recipient will just have to wonder who memed them.

Yes. We support tactical meme strikes. Choose a date and your postcard will be deployed exactly on schedule. Use responsibly. Or don't.